Tuesday 20 March 2018

SPRING!




From the archives:

March 21st : Nooruz in Central Asia, the first day of Spring for us and it's nearly Easter 
a good time time to resurrect this column from 2014 :

Spring!

There are places in the world where the weather is so predictable that it is seldom a topic for conversation. For most of us, however, the weather is the common denominator. English is increasingly the language of international communication but the weather is the topic we all talk about. It affects us all but in quite different ways. For example: those of us who are cyclists are not very fond of wind whilst windsurfers can't get enough of it. During our holiday in Romania, the locals were happy that it had at last started to rain, good for the crops and the potato harvest in particular. We, on the other hand, camping in a small tent were less enthusiastic.

Anyway, most of us are interested in the weather and there is an awful lot of it about. According to the news media we are always having the coldest, hottest, wettest, windiest ,driest period since weather was invented.

This winter the British Isles suffered a series of storms, the accompanying rainfall caused widespread flooding. In North America they suffered one of their very worst winters ever. Here in The Netherlands however, a country famous, among other things, for skating on frozen canals we had an exceptionally mild winter. Skating was mostly done indoors, the temperature rarely sank below zero. January and February were wet but never really cold. In the middle of last March a late snowfall heralded the start of a long cold, wet and miserable period that went on until June. At the same time this year the temperature reached 20ยบ C and since then it has been relatively warm and dry. Spring was early. The birds who nest on our balcony arrived almost a month earlier than usual. Their arrival, as always, was announced by a loud hammering and a great deal of building activity inside the nesting box. It's a very small box but it sounds like the male bird is converting the attic, adding a second bathroom and extending the kitchen. Most of the time the female bird is perched at the end of a branch close to the balcony, chirping loud and clear instructions. She doesn't like the colour of the walls in the nursery, the shower is too high and the dishwasher has to be moved...

Living on the top floor of a four storey apartment building we look directly into the tree tops. There we witness at first hand and close quarters enough romantic encounters, courtships, arguments, couplings, births ,departures and disasters to fill several TV drama series. Even before the leaves start appearing Wood Pigeons, Magpies, and Turtle Doves begin flirting. This year we have some newcomers, a pair of Crows are well on their way to finishing a nest. Once the buds start opening the leaves develop quickly and it becomes a little more difficult to see who is building what and where and to keep track of all the casual visitors to our trees. Even though they have been recently thinned and trimmed they still attract plenty of birds of all shapes, sizes and colours. There is always plenty of activity amongst the foliage.


Things will quieten down a little while the eggs are being hatched. Then there will be a great deal of flurrying, fluttering and flying here and there as the parents try to keep up with the ever increasing appetites of their demanding chicks. For the birds in our nesting box and in the tree there are plenty of natural and man made dangers that will have to be avoided in order to raise their fluffy babies to full flying adulthood. They will not all succeed.

We follow developments with interest, anticipation and a certain degree of anxiety.

I never expected, intended or wanted to make my own nest in an apartment block and saw it as a temporary solution. That was nearly 30 years ago. Like everything it has its positive and negative aspects. Living and working almost in the tree tops during springtime, however, is an undiluted pleasure.


                                                              




Friday 2 March 2018

50 Ways of Sliding




50 Ways of Sliding – The Winter Olympics
Last week I had a bad cold. There's nothing much good one can say about a bad cold except maybe that it's not 'flu. A bad cold usually means being not sick enough to stay in bed but not fit enough to do much else. While over the counter remedies provide little relief this particular cold coincided with the Winter Olympics and that has provided plenty of distraction.
The Winter Olympics is a two week long festival of sliding on skis, skates, snowboards or in streamlined bath tubs. Some of the sliding is punctuated by jumping, shooting or even sweeping while many events involve quite a lot of falling over – well, snow and ice are very slippery substances. Several countries or groups of countries have their own favourite ways of slipping and sliding. In those countries these sports are hugely popular whilst outsiders may well find them confusing, eccentric or just plain boring.


Here in The Netherlands the most popular winter sport is speed skating, especially the 'long-track' version. Only football gets more coverage than long-track speed skating in the media. Why the Dutch are so enthusiastic about a sport that the rest of the world find only slightly more interesting than watching grass grow is a mystery but then when you consider that the English can get excited about cricket and darts I guess anything is possible! Once the winter season gets started the newspapers are full of predictions and speculation about the upcoming international skating tournaments. Even more so in an Olympic year. Every slip or stagger is analysed, every comment dissected and every conflict between trainers, skaters, sponsors and the skating authorities widely reported and heatedly debated. The fact that virtually nobody in the rest of the world cares, doesn't matter.
The Netherlands had 33 participants in the Winter Olympics only four were not skaters.


The Dutch television had seven extra cameras in the long track skating arena, I'm sure other national TV stations did the same for their favourite sports. The result was some of the best television I have seen in a long time. I'm not about to bore you with the details of the tournament. The sport was exciting enough for the insiders, yes I'm a convert. As with any sport there were winners and losers, come-backs and breakthroughs. There were tears of joy, frustration, disappointment and relief not only from the athletes, but also from their families, friends and supporters. There was enough drama in between, around and during the races for a whole TV series but packed into just two weeks and registered by some stunning creative and, surprisingly respectful, camera work. Some pictures I'm sure will stick in my memory longer than the performances. Like when one of the most successful Dutch female skaters ever, dubbed by the media 'The Queen of the Ice', flung herself into the arms of the real King of The Netherlands after she had won yet another gold medal. Some of the best pictures came from the neighbouring ice arena. From the less popular, less predictable, more international and more dynamic short-track tournament. In one shot the cameras captured the delighted antics of the Dutch women' s relay team who, having failed to reach the final, surprisingly won bronze when two of the finalists were disqualified together with the frustration and disappointment on the face of their reserve team mate who for the second time in her career got to the Olympics but didn't get to skate! Then right at the end of the tournament a bouncy, hyper-enthusiastic twenty year old screamed full into the camera that everything was 'fuckin' fantastic' and 'fuckin' fabulous' immediately after winning an unexpected but fully deserved individual gold medal … contrasting with maybe my favourite moment: away from the skating arena a Czech snow boarder also took part in the super-G, a downhill skiing event, and surprisingly won it. “There must be some mistake” she shyly stammered in disbelief when she was approached by the TV cameras.


Ah well – it's all over now, except for some of the competitors appearing on talk shows and my cold. Luckily this coming weekend there are plenty more distractions on the television including the World Championship indoor athletics in Great Britain. Athletics is one of the sports I enjoy watching most but, to be honest, what I would really love to see this time is a successful British athlete throwing his arms around the Queen and for her to give him a great big hug in return, well wouldn't you? 

Unfortunately it's not going to happen-  she probably won't even be there..........